So I recently discovered― which means someone told me―a site for free eBooks called BookBub.com. Did you get that? FREE BOOKS! I love books! I have bookcases full of books! I have belonged at one time or another and sometimes at the same time to the Literary Guild, The Mystery Guild, Doubleday, and the Science Fiction Book Club to name a few hence, the plethora of books overtaking my house.
Wow, you are saying with a mix of admiration and envy, but don’t be too impressed for in the spirit of full disclosure I am duty-bound to report that I have not actually READ all of these books. Don’t get me wrong, I have read a lot of them but I suffer from an undiagnosed malady that compels me to stockpile books in the event, however unlikely, I get trapped in my house with no way to replenish my supply.
Needles to say, my Nook is now crammed full of . . . well, books. Lots and lots of books. Do I know what these books are about? Will I ever read them? Would I even want to? I have a vague notion this is somehow wrong but I will exert myself and get over it . . . ‘cuz they were FREE!
Now if only someone would tell me where to get free purses. . .